…. Humans….. Bordering Trolls on the fucking annoying scale. That took a lot.
“If you like it so much why don’t you fuckin’ be one, or whatever?” Eloquent, as always.
I can’t! I’m gonna be the pirate king and responsibilities for a magazine would get in the way of that! I’m gonna be the meat king too so that’s sort of the same thing, it’s like a compromz or whatever! It’ll be awesooooooooome~

But you should make your dream come true, too!
Fuck? What’s that? So if it’s me, is that like a super secret fighting style you’re passing down to me or something?...
Well, that was offensive. “Fuck you.” Poor one-eyed mobster. “I didn’t even mean that shit literally. Your…” He trailed...