…. Humans….. Bordering Trolls on the fucking annoying scale. That took a lot.
“If you like it so much why don’t you fuckin’ be one, or whatever?” Eloquent, as always.
I can’t! I’m gonna be the pirate king and responsibilities for a magazine would get in the way of that! I’m gonna be the meat king too so that’s sort of the same thing, it’s like a compromz or whatever! It’ll be awesooooooooome~
But you should make your dream come true, too!