Hmmmm….what kinda magazine do you work for, then? A food one? I hope its a food one, it’s a food one right? Teriyaki chicken magazine, right? Riiiiiiiiiiiight?

Fuck? What’s that? So if it’s me, is that like a super secret fighting style you’re passing down to me or something?...
Well, that was offensive. “Fuck you.” Poor one-eyed mobster. “I didn’t even mean that shit literally. Your…” He trailed...